Friday, February 3, 2012

Me: Hey, dad.
Dad: Your lab results are in from the doctor.
Me: I assume you opened them and took a gander. Confidential not being a word in your vocabulary.
Dad: Your HDL is through the roof. Have you been doing a lot of drinking?
Me: Drinking makes your good cholesterol go up?
Dad: It does.
Me: Maybe I've been doing a lot of eating healthy.
Dad: Oh. You have? You cooking for yourself a lot? What's a healthy meal?
Me: Eat whatever I want then wash it down with some gin and tonics. I thought it was terrible for you, but hey, you learn something new every day. Great talk.